Responses to Middle Aged Band Names

"What about aging rappers? Tupac (if he were still alive) would become '2 bucks for a cup of coffee?' and Ton Loc would become 'Tone Deaf' and JayZ would become 'Jay Zzzzzzzz.' I don't know about Snoop Dog. Somebody needs to change his diz-iaper."
--R

"Smashing Pumpkins – You Kids are gonna clean up this mess
Split Enz – Depends
Cars – Revoked License
Db’s – Turn it down
Byrds – Early Bird Special"
--B


"Chuck Berry has a duck-walker."
--T

"Little Richard might want to go with big fat old Richard. It's not as glitzy, but it's much more accurate."
--K

"Stray Cats are the Fat Cats. The Fixx is "Don't call the plumber, I can do it myself."
--M

"Genesis - Revelation surely...? Biblically speaking. The entire concept is, alas, flawed because a Prince does not become a King simply due to the passage of
time..."
--G

Rick & Dave respond: Yes, that's true. It's almost as if we had a concept, and then tried to make it more Super Bowl friendly to increase hits. Hmmm.